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this tea will cure all ailments
by happy tea happy me • 2nd May 2019
“On the 16th May, 1978, I was a having an absolutely terrible day. I woke up late, and I had no milk left for my tea and no butter left for my toast. I left the house, and it was raining, and I had no umbrella because my local umbrella store had recently burnt down. As I made my way down the street - miserable and damp - I saw the bus that I wished to get on whizz past me without any plans of stopping at the bus stop. I sighed, resigning myself to the five mile walk that awaited me. The walk in the rain gave me blisters all over my feet, but I finally made it to work - only to find out I needn't have bothered, as they were letting me go due to budget cuts. With no job, I started the five mile walk back home. As I had had such an awful day, I thought I would treat myself to a cake from the bakers, but they were closed due to a measles outbreak. When I finally got home I was distraught to realise that I must have lost my key at some point and I couldn't get back in. I sat on my doorstep and cried all night long.
Flash forward to the 2nd of May, 2019 - I have tried this tea for the first time and I would do anything to go back in time and give myself this tea, because this tea would have made all my worries go away. It really is "happy" - it would have made my blisters feel like fluffy socks, the rain feel like a warm hug, and the redundancy feel like the Universe's Plan. However, I didn't have this tea, so the day sucked. 4/5.”
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